Viby’s clocking in. Again.Warming up the room. And the coffee.
Read his résumé while you wait
vibiz
Professionally online
Available for his employed era
He applied to your entire
marketing department.
Curriculum vitae / professionally online
Senior Growth Goblin
One tiny mascot. An entire marketing department.
I turn “we should do marketing” into things that actually ship.
University of the Algorithm
Summa cum chronically online.
“Unfortunately, he cooked.”
Previous employer (also me)
Viby he / him / hired?
i brought my own references.
they’re also me.
Drag the lamp, coffee, plant, daruma, keyboard, or mouse around the desk, or use arrow keys when focused. Hold Shift for bigger steps. Home returns it; Escape restores the drag and anything it pushed. Click the lamp to switch its light. Click the keyboard or mouse to interrupt Viby; Enter or Space also activates a focused object. Solid desk objects bump and push each other. Coffee sloshes as you move or bump it. Gentle moves are safe; repeated shaking spills it gradually, and a hard fling empties it. Stains fade after a while, but lost coffee stays lost. Press F for a dramatic throw. Tidy desk cleans up and refills it.
Use arrow keys to move a focused object. Hold Shift for bigger steps. Press Home to put it back. Drag the empty desk to rotate.